i´m going tomorrow!!!!

this is my last post before my trip.... i'm hoping to be able to write during, but i'm not so sure i will have the time!
anyway, sorry for the long wait since my last post, but i haven't got around to write so much in the last weeks!

~take care... see you soon!!!!

Stupid Theories of the World - #2

ok now i'm officially getting frustrated! c´mon people help me out here! why are you still away??? this is begging for another stupid theory of the world (#2). let's begin by saying that I think the whole butterfly effect theory is crap... (it's a beautiful romantic theory, but let's be honest here...) how is it possible that if i do something in my little town in portugal someone in asia is going to suffer from my actions, and if we are going to associate this to the ozone layer i think you all now my opinion about that (see theory #1) so if i don't believe in this or the Karma crap... why am i suffering of boredomness (i don't even think this word exists but whatever, it applies). i'm sure i didn't do nothing wrong, and even if i did (which is more probable) i don't believe that would interfere with me being bored to my head because you my crazy friends still have exams to do... what did i ever d to you... and furthermore it's raining!!! it's the end of june and it's raining !!!! this is crazyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! but i can't complain about that to you because i was kind of asking for it the oter day... but why am i the only peorson that nature listens to and thias is true!!! i have the prove.. some weeks ago i was going to have an exam and i was desesperated so i kind of wished that something happened to the teacher... and well the next day when i walked in the classroom his leg was broken... OMG!!!! i kind of felt like it was my fault... and the problem was i only wished that so i didn't have the exam... but somethin/one is kidding me because he showed up even with is leg broken!!!!

BYE!

PS- c´mon people i'm counting on you!!!

THE END - MY FRIEND

Finally lazyness!!!! today was my last exam (well sort off, i have one more but it's more like just to upgrade my grade (WTF)). the worst part is that i have a month of vacation before my trip! so what should i do? lets start by saying that i live in a small town where there isn't much to do except laying around with your friends... hang out, whatever... but and this is really exciting! they are still having finals... and the ones who aren´t are going away really soon! so i'm open to ideas if you want to share... and by the way, there i don't even have my computer... i bet i'm going to do really stupid movies for youtube... expect to see stupid stuff there!!!!!
anyway, bye, ENJOY YOUR SUMMER!!!

Theories by Ana #1

Well, today i will introduce a new feature to my blog! Stupid Theories of the World by Ana: and of course the first topic is Evolution!
it's well known that for every big step in evolution there is a major event that triggered it (examples for those who I've lost already: Big Bang... that made the universe develop-- hummm, what was there before the big bang? this is a question for one more theory! the supposed asteroid that hitted the earth and made all the dinossaurs go KABUNG!...).
Back to the point: I'm absolutely sure that the next big event as already started, it's the decrease of the ozone layer, and i don't mean to sound like Al Gore right now, but just think what will happen when all the ice melt. In my opinion it will be really damn cool! This year is bound to be one of the hottest ever... what do you like to do when it's hot? tchan tchan tchan.... swim! Dah! if the ice had already melted it wouldbe a lot easier... and anyway, it's also known that mankind developed trough time to adapt... i've always liked mermaids... so again.. what's the big deal about the ozone layer?????!!!!!
Lets all start spraying aroud all those cans of airsprays, and lets go out even to the cofee at the end of the road on our big muscle cars, lets applaud all the big corpoations that polute the air with all that toxic waste! DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?


P.S- *stupidity disclaimer*the pearson who wrote this is not to be taken under consideration at anytime!

2nd Stage - the party (and It's Time to STOP Drinking When:)

i went partying with my friends... we started things of with a cool dinner, a night that for me should have ended there... but no... after so many situations, pass all these years of my existence i still let people influenciate my decisions on wether going out or not! because i like to hang out with them, and because this are the experiences that will last (!or so They say!) i went to the beach and drank some caipirinhas, not so many as the others is true, but enough to tell some stupid jokes (and you can judge for yourself, one of them was, what is a red pee doing in the bottom of a pool? .........trying to sustain her breath?! WTF). of course the night wasn´t finished... we had to go dancing. Now I will make a short stop in my night to tell what i think about going to night clubs--- it's stupid!!! i pay more than i should to damage my ears, drink bad beer (because if the enterance wasn't already stupidly expensive, the drinks are too, of course.) then i watch some girls that definitly should buy some dance lessons and some clothes, and of course the guys drulling over them like bulldogs, when much prettier girls are dancing right in front of them, and some can even actually dance, unlike those models to-be that shake like... well i'm not gonna say what i want... but i think you can already guess.

but after this horrible, dreadfull half-night (because has i said before the first half was pretty good, i don't want you to think that i'm some kind of antissocial being, it's quite the opposite, really) and another night club on my black book, i can finally arrive home, and fall in my nice, comfy bed...

well, not all was in vain... somewhere along the way i wrote 10 ways to really know when you had to much to drink!
(inspired not only for me... because that would mean that i had to become sobber enough to write 9 times, what really wasn't easy to do in such few hours)... there it goes:

It's Time to STOP Drinking When:

1- you lean your head in the door when you go to the bathroom
2- you roll your tongue (in phrases, or just because it feels nice)
3- you try to change your pair of high heels with your friend chucks (or vice-versa)
4- you tell stupid jokes and everyone around you stares like you just told some of the most philosophic question ever...
5- again in the matter of shoes, you try to make drawings in the dirt with your heels and/or with the design of your snickers
6- you repeat the same thing 2 or 3 times (if you do it like 4, 5, 6 times it's really time to go home -NOW!)
7- you try to hold you cup in your low-neck top or, if your a boy, in the midle of your hair (and this one is really popular)
8- you sip the last of the drinks of the friends who are around you
9- you let all you friends finish you drinks (highly related to previous topic)
and last but never the least:
10- you let your friends drag you to some place you don't want to go and when you arrive there they say that the ambient in that place isn't very nice but you insisted so much on going that they didn't have the heart to say no!

Moral of the story- i will never, ever, (and yes i say with all my certainty) not go out with my friends because i'm not in the mood, because... i will not remember a thing! just kidding, because wherever i am with them i know i will have something to remember...

i know this one is a softy, but i love you guys... you know who you are (doesn't this remind you of something)
Hugs & Kisses

The Invisible - movie

AtentionDeficitDisorder

today i came to the conclusion that i've got to have some sort of attention deficit disorder. i can't focus for more than 5 minutes. i've tried it all. in my room alone, no music, no tv, only me and my stupid notes... then in the living room with some classical music (i've heard somewhere it helps concentrate)... the kitchen, walking in the hallway, even lying in the tub! some of my friends study in cofee shops and other places like that but if i can't slip through a chapter of some stupid book for my next exam on my own, alone in my room, how am i suposed to do that with all that people talking and making noises... someone explain that to me... cause i really don't get it...

on other matters... go and see the movie Paris je t'aime! i rented it today, and it has some really cool stuff in it... all these directors mad really nice short movies about love in Paris... I really liked... it's easy to watch... and these days... with all the finals stuff in my mind i really don't think i'm up for something like Waking Life!!!!

See you next time

Phase 1- the preparation

Right in this moment i'm trying to study for my finals, which are coming around the corner. but my mind keeps fadding away to all these stupid things, like today i just couldn't stop watching the video logs of this guy on yutube. I spent half my day (which should be spent studying) watching that guy saying things that have nothing to do with Desenvolvimental Psichology (my next exam). but anyway... youtube will be really helpfull to my future profession- i'm a psychology major, in that way i really learn a lot watching those videos, or at least i like to think so, to take the burden of my shoulders.
I realized half through my "well" spent day that i probably don't know so much about some of my closest friends as i do about this guy i probably will never see in my life... we make connections to these people all the time but they are really strange, i felt like i would like to know him, but on the other hand it's cool not to know because we can be much more truthfull about our ideas and opinions without the worrying of being judged.
I always try to make sure that i don't really care about what others think of me, but in essence all we do is for someone. for example i'm writing this blog for me, of course, because it's something i´ve been wanting to do for sometime now, and because nowadays, this is the new diary... and yes i've always owned one so it's just like taking the next step towards the global world, but anyway, i could just write something on my pc and not let anyone read it.
now i came to think of it... we all like to see what other people think of us... saying we don't care it's just a defense to crude comments or opinions.